Half - Life - Combine Road Parody Album

 

1. Episode 3.mp3
2. Freeman.mp3
3. Headcrab.mp3
4. Kinky Dr. Kliener.mp3
5. My Combine Bride.mp3

 
Episode 3's Just Fine

This is a parody of "The Middle" by Jimmy Eat World, originally released in 2002.
You can see the video here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZ7ZvxXvn90

"If you're anything like me, you've played through the Half Life game countless times using upcoming releases as another excuse to replay the entire series and devour any news about the next installment you can get. Well, given the anticipation surrounding the release of Episode 3, the extra long wait we've been going through and Valve's infamous reputation for meeting release dates the theme of this song just seemed to fit." - Jonathan

LYRICS: Jonathan Lewis
MUSIC: Jonathan Lewis
VOCALIST: Kyle Woods

The Lyrics:
Hey, don't write Valve off yet
It's only in your head you feel left out and looked down on
They're trying their best, everything they can
To give us Episode 3 before, this world ends

It just takes some time
In this case a frickin' lot that's no crime
Episode episode 3's just fine
Episode episode 3's alright alright

Hey, there really is no shame
In playing another game, to help yourself through
Maybe Left for Dead, maybe Team Fortress
Just remember whatever you do, Steam will monitor you
It just takes some time
In this case a frickin' lot that's no crime
Episode episode 3's just fine
Episode episode 3's alright alright

It just takes some time
In this case a frickin' lot that's no crime
Episode episode 3's just fine
Episode episode 3's alright alright.

Hey, don't write Valve off yet
It's only in your head you feel left out and looked down on
They're trying their best, everything they can
To give us Episode 3 before, this world ends

It just takes some time
In this case a frickin' lot that's no crime
Episode episode 3's just fine
Episode episode 3's alright alright

It just takes some time
In this case a frickin' lot that's no crime
Episode episode 3's just fine
Episode episode 3's alright alright

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Freeman

This is a parody of "Russians" by Sting, originally released in 1985.
You can see the video here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rk78eCIx4E

"I've always liked this song because it actually had an important message. My rewrite isn't so deep, but it has the idea that some scientists don't really like Gordon. Originally, it was written with one Breen in mind, but Jonathan added the idea of a group of scientists rather than Breen and it works better." - Phillip

LYRICS: Phillip Marlowe
ADDITIONAL LYRICS: Jonathan Lewis
MUSIC: Jonathan Lewis
VOCALIST: Kyle Woods

The Lyrics:
In Black Mesa and White Forest,
There's a bunch of us who are really pissed,
The Combine came and interrupted work,
No thanks to our hero, that Freeman jerk,
He really screwed with our universe,
And would stroll in late with that cocky smirk,
Believe me when we say to you,
We hope the Combine kill Freeman too.

Sulky and broody was his way,
In fact most people thought he might be gay,
Always giving those sideways looks
While pretending to read his science books,
But all that doesn't matter any more,
Not since he started the 7 Hour War,
Believe me when we say to you,
We hope the Combine kill Freeman too.

Those thick-rimmed glasses looked so cool,
But we all knew he barely passed at school,
Strutting around in his HEV,
At least our clothes don't require bags to pee,
We're not surprised about the Resonance Cascade,
We all knew he was in past his pay grade,
Believe me when we say to you,
We hope the Combine kill Freeman too.

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My Combine Bride

This is a parody of "I Will Survive" by Gloria Gaynor, originally released in 1978.
You can see the video here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBR2G-iI3-I

"I've always enjoyed exploring a character's idiosyncrasy's and then twisting them for humor. Dr. Breen, with his cool demeanor in the face of human genocide and creepily close relationship with the Combine made a love story much to tempting to ignore." - Jonathan

LYRICS: Jonathan Lewis
MUSIC: Jonathan Lewis
VOCALIST: Kyle Woods

The Lyrics:
I knew I was human I was weak inside
Kept thinking I couldn't evolve without you by my side
So I spent so many nights wishing you'd return to me
You'd think I was a loser, not distinguished Dr. Breen

But now you're back from outer space
I just looked up to find you here to subjugate the human race
All those nights I spent alone, I would have never lost the hope
If I had known for just one second I'd be welcoming you home

Go on now go and take my soul
My private portal is yours, and yours alone
Gordon's the one who tried to break us with goodbye
He thought he triumphed, but the portals kept our love alive

Just you and I my Combine bride
I thought I'd never find the one, mere humans do not qualify
All my needs you do provide but how we keep our love alive
Is classified my Combine bride...

Go on now go and take my soul
I'm on the top floor I don't need it anymore
Freeman's the one who's always putting up a fight
He thought he triumphed, but the storms let our world's collide

Just you and I my Combine bride
That fire in your eyes makes me want some genocide
You gave everything to me
Even that headcrab S-T-D
Love has arrived my Combine bride

Go on now go and take my soul
I'm on the top floor I don't need it anymore
Freeman's the one who's always putting up a fight
He thought he triumphed, but the storms let our world's collide

Just you and I my Combine bride
That fire in your eyes makes me want some genocide
You gave everything to me
Even that headcrab S-T-D
Love has arrived my Combine bride

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Kinky Doctor Kleiner

This is a parody of "Dirty Diana" by Michael Jackson, originally released in 1988.
You can see the video here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdjqcSCObuc

"There's something a little creepy about Kleiner and this song alludes to a certain side of his character. My original version was more direct but Jonathan came to the litigation rescue and made some subtle changes that "hints" at things rather than pushing them in your face." - Phillip

LYRICS: Phillip Marlowe
ADDITIONAL LYRICS: Jonathan Lewis
MUSIC: Jonathan Lewis
VOCALIST: Kyle Woods

The Lyrics:
I always knew you were strange,
Are you a she or a he,
Following me around,
And standing so close to me,
I used to focus on work,
And I´ve been too blind to see,
That you seduce everyone,
This time you won´t seduce me.

He´s saying "Don´t be like that",
It´s time to try something new,
You never know you what you'll like,
As he stroked a test tube,
He looked me deep in the eyes,
Touching his microscope,
He says there´s no turning back,
Come handle my telescope!

Kinky Kleiner, nah
Kinky Kleiner, nah
Kinky Kleiner, no
Kinky Kleiner
Let me be!

He really likes the Boy Bands,
He knows when they come to play,
He memorizes the words,
And hopes they swing his way,
He waits at backstage doors,
He's too excited to flee,
They promise not to wear gloves,
A life that's rubber free,
He's says that's ok,
Hey boys do what you want,
I'll be your night lovin' thing,
I'll be the freak you can taunt,
We can go anywhere,
Even out back in tents,
Cause we don't need a lab,
To perform experiments,

Kinky Kleiner, nah
Kinky Kleiner, nah
Kinky Kleiner, no
Kinky Kleiner...
Let me be.

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You ain't Nothing But a headcrab

This is a parody of "Hound Dog" by Elvis Presley, originally released in 1956.
You can see the video here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJsQSb9RFo0

"I got the idea from Larmar, which is Doctor Kleiner's pet Headcrab. I thought it would be funny to imagine Kleiner running around the lab in Black Mesa East impersonating Elvis." - Phillip

LYRICS: Phillip Marlowe
ADDITIONAL LYRICS: Jonathan Lewis
MUSIC: Jonathan Lewis
VOCALIST: Jonathan Lewis (Phillip tried but really sucked eggs!)

The Lyrics:
You ain't nothin' but a headcrab,
Screamin' all the time,
You ain't nothin' but a headcrab,
Screamin' all the time,
Well, you'll never be a zombie,
And you ain't no friend of mine,

They said you have sharp teeth
Well, that was just a lie
They said you have sharp teeth
Well, that was just a lie
You'll never be a zombie
And you ain't no friend of mine

You ain't nothin' but a headcrab,
Screamin' all the time,
You ain't nothin' but a headcrab,
Screamin' all the time,
Well, you'll never be a zombie,
And you ain't no friend of mine,

Your mother was the cannister,
That fell out of the sky,
Your mother was the cannister,
That fell out of the sky,
Well, you'll never be a zombie,
And you ain't no friend of mine,

You ain't nothin' but a headcrab,
Screamin' all the time,
You ain't nothin' but a headcrab,
Screamin' all the time,
Well, you'll never be a zombie,
And you ain't no friend of mine.
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About Jonathan Lewis

Jonathan is a songwriter and composer who's work has been featured online, in video games and on the radio. Jonathan's work with the Half Life community began when he released the song G-Man's Last Breath on his blog (link), an international hit and humorous take on the secret that ties the Half Life story together.

The song's success led to Jonathan's involvement in music composition for mods, the Left 4 Dead themed song "Blow Like Hurricane," and the Half-Life parody album "Combine Road" among other projects.


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